isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via pizza)

lubricates:

The sexual tension between me and no one.

(via pizza)

Knowledge that must never be spoken.

7x07 The Rings of Akhaten + 7x13 The Name of the Doctor

(Source: riverwouldknowthough, via thedoctor-left-the-tardis-and)

fuckyeahlaughters:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

(via pizza)

Doctor Who + historical characters

(via thedoctor-left-the-tardis-and)

(Source: johnkrasinski, via jaydelrey)

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

(Source: stay-together-always, via latenight-brightstars)

10knotes:

(Source: damnafricawhathappened, via latenight-brightstars)

(via latenight-brightstars)

whatsgoingon12:

Well they didn’t say the fish were for you

(via latenight-brightstars)

yelyahwilliams:

yeas:

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

omg stop

Oh my gah

(Source: 9gag)

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

(via nartaerdna)

(Source: ryderlynn, via come-and-dance)

The Impossible Girl and The Last Centurion.

(Source: clarabosswins, via dearlupin)

(Source: rhymingtruths, via deep-inthechasm)